I SWEAR TO GOD
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Sometimes I forget and think that we exaggerate Tom’s apologies
THEN THESE THINGS SHOW UP ON MY DASH
Most kids on this website don’t even know what this is
That’s a coffee table
Why aren’t you laughing at me?
Everything I say is funny and adorable. Everything.
how much do boy/girlfriend cost
at least 3 potato
didn’t it use to be 2 potato
the recession hit us hard
fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.
Oh baby. Keep talking dirty to me.